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gldstudio.com is always on the lookout for creative, intelligent individuals to add to our team of equally creative and intelligent individuals. If you know anyone who fits this description please tell them about us or if you feel by some sheer coincidence that you fit this description, then please take the gldstudio.com employee suitability test. The test is designed not only to tap into the deeper recesses of your creative psyche, it is also a great way for us to weed out the “people” who constantly knock at our door looking for a job that requires little motivation, skill or responsibility.

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1. By the time the Toronto Maple Leafs win the cup again:

I’ll start to like soccer - I mean ‘football’ - and that’s gonna suck! Gooooaaalllll - Who cares.
My kids will have their kids over for dinner, and they will sit around and talk about the old days, when the players only made $5 million a season... how could they have ever survived on that?
I’ll be too old to care.

2. Does your favorite website:

Show beautiful people doing beautiful things in beautiful places - all viewed on your iphone from the comfort of your bathroom seat.
Regularly report the discovery of Aliens taking over the world disguised as game show hosts.
Have a Net Nanny filter set up on it and for the life of you, you can’t seem to remember the code to allow you to access it again...

3. Who is your favorite Star Trek character?

Lt. Uhura because she fills out that uniform better than Chekov or Sulu.
Not Even Close, It’s Scotty all the way, his ability to prioritize under pressure was unbelievable.
Anyone but that long eared, self serving automation Spock. Vulcans suck, always have always will.

4. You’re walking down the street and you find a wallet with no I.D. and $5,000 in it - do you:

Call the Police anonymously and ask if someone has reported it lost.
Scoop out half and leave a note asking the person who find this wallet to phone the police.
What wallet?

5. The main role of your boss is to:

Provide you with just enough direction to allow you to fail so she can feel good telling you how worthless you are for about six weeks.
To back off, get away and let you create. I am an artist, #$@!&
Clarify the food chain. Let me know who is next on the ladder so I can begin my ruthless climb to the top.

6. Glurp best describes:

That funny feeling in your throat after the girl you have been admiring for the last few years introduces you to her boyfriend of two weeks, and it’s the guy you used to hang by his shorts in gym class.
The state of mind you and your closest friends shared before the last few years of High School and the first years of College - before the trial.
Not really sure what is means but sure as heck wouldn’t say it in front of my parents or young children with speech impediments.

7. Your favorite rap song is:

Rap music sucks. It’s an excuse for companies to market bad fitting sports clothes hat didn’t make it in the seventies.
Innagoddadavita.
Anything by the Beatles, even that weird stuff with those Tibetan dudes.

8. Which album cover ranks as the most artistic?

Pink Floyd - The Wall
Ohio Players - Honey
Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
What is an album?