Client Opportunities

The relationship between the advertising agency and the client is special. In fact, we at gldstudio.com think it is so special that we have created a questionnaire to help you (and us) decide if you are the type of client who would enjoy and benefit from working with us. Up till now, we have been fortunate. We can say that every one of our clients is blessed with above average intelligence, keen market insight and an unbelievable vision that allows them to listen, appreciate and follow good advice. Please read the questions carefully and choose one answer from each question that bet reflect your views.

1. Which stooge was the most over rated?

• Shemp. That no good, sap faced loot could never fill Curly’s shoes.
• Curly Joe. He made Shemp look good.
• Larry. He rode the coat tails of Moe for years and if he didn’t have those incriminating photos he would have been gone in the beginning.

2. By the time the Toronto Maple Leafs win the cup again:

• I’ll start to like soccer - I mean ‘football’ - and that’s gonna suck! Gooooaaallll - Who cares.
• My kids will have their kids over for dinner, and they will sit around and talk about the old days, when the players only made $5 million a season... how could they have ever survived on that?
• I’ll be too old to care.

3. What does Globalization mean to you?

• It’s a neo Liberal idea whose time has come and the only way to cure world poverty.
• It’s a corporate money grab bent on colorizing the entire human population.
• It means we’re going to get another over paid floater from a country that isn’t in my atlas.

4. Do you think advertising and marketing:

• Is like purchasing condoms, but not half as embarrassing to buy.
• Something that should be planned with military precision and rigorous protocol.
• So cool only those cool enough to get it will get it.

5. You think golf is:

• Something people do just so they can have an excuse to wear white shoes with a white belt.
• A great way to wash your balls in public.
• The only place where the fewest strokes wins.

6. Which cartoon character would you like to see get it just once?

• Tweety. I can’t explain it, but that voice just gets on my nerves.
• The Road Runner. If for no other reason than you just gotta like the coyote for sticking with the same company. There’s a lot to be said for customer loyalty.
• Without a doubt it’s that Lucky Charms leprechaun. I begged my mom to buy that stuff and the hearts, moons and clovers still leave a lousy taste in my mouth.

7. Here’s a tough one - you’re cold and all alone walking down a dark alley when you suddenly see a bright light ahead, do you:

• Embrace the light. If I’m dead, I’m going for it before they realize all the crap I did when I was alive.
• Hope the light doesn’t belong to the vice squad. Not that I’m doing anything illegal but it would be awfully hard to explain the contents of this box.
• Turn and run. Last time I had a dream like this I ended up wetting the bed and making the dog cower and run into a corner everytime I said Alpo in a German accent.

8. Is Jazz:

• Something people listen to when they’re too old to rock.
• The name of a chronically under achieving basketball team.
• So cool that only those who are cool enough to get it get it.

9. Which statement is more true - You know you can live in Brantford because:

• You smell French Fries and think it’s the perfect perfume.
• You know “pogey” isn’t the name of an action hero.
• Every direction you give to someone uses a coffee shop as a reference point.
• You know someone who has a neighbor, who has a cousin, who’s brother used to play hockey with Wayne - and they were real close - but he never could get you tickets.